Another Baby!

I think I can safely say this now.. we’re having another baby! God has blessed us with our third child who we’re eager to meet in May of ’06. Lauren and Penny are already excited and were able to keep the “secret” until Lisa felt comfortable telling every one. Here’s an email that my wife received which prepares us for this third child:

> THE BIRTH ORDER OF CHILDREN
>
> Your Clothes:
>
> 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as
> soon as your OB/GYN
> confirms your pregnancy.
>
> 2nd baby : You wear your regular clothes for as long
> as possible.
>
> 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular
> clothes.
>
>
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>
> Preparing for the Birth:
>
> 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously.
>
> 2nd baby: You don’t bother because you remember that
> last time,
> breathing didn’t do a thing.
>
> 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your eighth
> month.
>
>
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>
> The Layette:
>
> 1st baby: You pre wash newborn’s clothes, color
> coordinate them, and
> fold them neatly in the baby’s little bureau.
>
> 2nd baby: You check to make sure that the clothes
> are clean and
> discard only the ones with the darkest stains.
>
> 3rd baby: Boys can wear pink, can’t they?
>
>
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>
> Worries:
>
> 1st baby: At the first sign of distress– a whimper,
> a frown you pick
> up the baby.
>
> 2nd baby: You pick the baby up when her wails
> threaten to wake your firstborn.
>
> 3rd baby: You teach your three-year-old how to
> rewind the mechanical swing.
>
>
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>
> Pacifier:
>
> 1st baby: If the pacifier falls on the floor, you
> put it away until
> you can go home and wash and boil it.
>
> 2nd baby: When the pacifier falls on the floor, you
> squirt it off with
> some juice from the baby’s bottle.
>
> 3rd baby: You wipe it off on your shirt and pop it
> back in.
>
>
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>
> Diapering:
>
> 1st baby: You change your baby’s diapers every hour,
> whether they need
> it or not.
>
> 2nd baby: You change their diaper every two to three
> hours, if needed.
>
> 3rd baby: You try to change their diaper before
> others start to
> complain about the smell or you see it sagging to
> their knees.
>
>
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>
> Activities:
>
> 1st baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics,
> Baby Swing, and
> Baby Story Hour.
>
> 2nd baby: You take your infant to Baby Gymnastics.
>
> 3rd baby: You take your infant to the supermarket
> and the dry cleaner.
>
>
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>
> Going Out:
>
> 1st baby: The first time you leave your baby with a
> sitter, you call
> home five times.
>
> 2nd baby: Just before you walk out the door, you
> remember to leave a
> number where you can be reached.
>
> 3rd baby: You leave instructions for the sitter to
> call only if she sees blood.
>
>
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>
> At Home:
>
> 1st baby: You spend a good bit of every day just
> gazing at the baby.
>
> 2nd baby: You spend a bit of everyday watching to be
> sure your older
> child isn’t squeezing, poking, or hitting the baby.
>
> 3rd baby: You spend a little bit of every day hiding
> from the children.
>
>
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>
> Swallowing Coins:
>
> 1st child: When first child swallows a coin, you
> rush the child to the
> hospital and demand x-rays.
>
> 2nd child: When second child swallows a coin, you
> carefully watch for
> the coin to pass.
>
> 3rd child: When third child swallows a coin you
> deduct it from his allowance!!
>